The spring of 2005 a rather simple concept was proposed: Find the prettiest girl next door and photograph her in lingerie, fucking, sucking, masturbating, eating black sperm, orgies, threesomes, kissing a girlfriend, face fucking, taking it up the ass, dancing in night clubs, flashing her tits in a grocery store, fisting, interview her about her past and present sexual lifestyle and simply get her pose in the nude for the first time. No worn out porn stars, no fake attitudes, no pimps, no wannabee managers, no beating around the bush, just plain pretty motherfucking women who love to do nasty things! ( on camera)! Welcome to my pretty world and the women who live in it.

I Love To Be Nude Body & Pretty Pussy In Public!

I cannot tell you how many times we were stopped by dirty old men when Elektra took her clothes off on a nude gay beach. I honestly thought the day was going to be a write off, because off all the unwanted attention.

Beware of horny old gay men.

Are you fucking kidding me? That just goes to show you how much power a pretty girl has on the world. Men are going to be men, regardless if they are gay or not.

Shut The Fuck Up, I'm Try To Bust A Nut For The Camera!

So it's 9:28pm, we are still shooting a 60 minute sex video but the lead male is having a hard time blowing his load! Welcome to the wonderful world of sex on film! Every producer will tell you this can be a fucking hassle to get a guy excited enough to blow so everyone can get the fuck out of dodge. The room is quiet. The model is giving him a massage, he strokes, stroke and strokes. 

What the fuck!!!

Do You Think My Parents Will See My Video?

Oh goodness I cannot tell you how pissed I was when this Asian chick showed up at my door 5 hours late for a photo shoot. To make matters worse, she brought her boyfriend and her BABY!!! At this point we were just sitting around drinking beer and watching cable. Our Asian friend was upset and eager to show us how much she wanted to really perform on camera!

WE ripped her asshole apart while her loving husband waited outside! He gave us a sad puppy dog look, when the orgy was over and kissed his sperm mouth girl. Love is crazy!

My Wife Will Never Know I Was Freaking Another Younger Woman!

So here we are shooting rap video groupies at the Jay-Z concert and the look on this guys face tells it all! He's dancing and grinding on another women. His girlfriend went to the beer stand to get drinks and he decided to get a 20 second thug workout with a college freak. LOL, he was cool enough to sign his model release. "My wife will never find out so fuck it", was his reply to the matter!

Hardcore Shania Gets Pretty On A Sunday Afternoon!

We decided to hit the beach for sexy nude photos of some of our most hardcore chicks. People are always telling me about how we need to do more with these sexy women instead of shooting them with 10 cocks in there mouths. Well Shania had no problem showing her sexy Latina ass in public.

The day was pretty chill and the water was very loud. We had a blast watching all the dirty old men stopping to stare at Shania's ass cheeks. One of them ask if we were from Sports Illustrated swim suit edition. We laughed it off and told him, Nah this girl loves to get fucked on camera. His eyes lite up and he walked away very quickly to hi the closest tree line. I guess he was going to drop his load.

The Life & Times Of A Ex-Girlfriend, Gun Carrying, Weed Smoking Stalker!

This chick looks crazy. She emails and says; "My boyfriend won't return my calls and hasn't fucked me in weeks. I guess its time for me to do what I want with my life.

I want to come over and do a porn movie.

Oh my fucking goodness, this blonde freak brought a loaded gun to the set. Sat down, smoked a joint and says. "Ok who am I fucking"? Do I have to take it up the ass? How long will this take? I hate sperm in my face, so don't even think about it. I was glad to make it home safely folks!

Hardcore Hip Hop Groupies Swarm Jay-Z & Kanye's Summer Party!

My homies can through on the VIP passes for the event. We have permission to film some of the rawest footage from this banging event. There are thousands upon thousands female groupies dressed for a porn flick. We have camera's rolling, bitches the local news camera people are pissed because they want exclusive footage.  (For What)???

A tall white anchor women sticks a microphone in my face. "Are you here with the Jigga man's entourage"? ( I looooooove stupid people, so I play along)! Stupid people don't have a clue they are stupid, that's what's so brilliant about their stupidity!

Yes,  darling if you ever want a real job where you can reach millions, give us a call. I hand her a business card, she smiles, Thanks! "Tell Jigga I said, what up"! White people.

Fire That Bitch Please!!!

Rikki is a 23 yr old Virgin. She has never sucked a cock before. She has never cried during sex from behind pounded by a massive dick! Her girlfriend is a big fan of hardcore hip hop music, so we were invited over to film the two of them making out.  Everything was cool, until Rikki's girlfriend left the room.

Rikki has no personality.

She hates men. Rap music. And us by the way. The makeup artist leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, as Rikki does her standard two poses for the camea. Fire that stiff bitch please!! Life in the jizz business is not what it seems my friend...

I Think I just Came On My Period Can I Still Get Paid?

It's that time of the month and somebody is NOT happy about it. So here we are sneaking in the laundry room basement of a old college dorm, shooting hardcore motherfuckin porn!! Max is on the door watching out for unexpected visitors, the red head is jerking off on the dryer when she notices a stream of red blood oozes out of her white panties!

What the fuck, its that time of the month again ladies and gents.

It was all good, we captured a ton of footage and even got our kinky friend to fuck herself up the ass with a dildo for the first time! Welcome to PrettyMotherfucker, bastards!@

You Can Smell Fresh Pussy In The Air!

Every now and then we do have alot of fun filming crazy ass, attention freak types in the Jizz business. I recently hit Europe and found that the women there were much easier to talk into fucking on camera! My friends and I rounded up several cute Euro model types and had a blast with them. Nobody seemed to care that the girls were nude and shaved in public.

The women in Europe call fucking "Shagging"! What the fuck did they come up with that silly ass term? Anyway, the session was very easy going and full of insider jokes. "So are you guys going to shag any club girls? Did you vote for President Boooosh?  American men are so macho, etc, etc. I love Europe. The women are whores with a great personality!!

Hip Hop Lives, R.I.P Old Dirty Bastard!

We hit the annual hip hop graffiti expo this summer and found a ton of interesting pieces to showcase. We saw all kinds of artists, female, kids, couples, etc, etc. I personally thought it would be cool to shoot a nude girl at the expo but there were just too many kids in the area.

Real Hip Hop still lives, regardless of all the junk you may hear on the radio. The best music is in the underground scene and we found several artists who were down with our pretty motherfucker movement. Look for some of those Phat beats  in our new trailers!

Welcome To Trinidad Maaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Wow, was the only thing that came to mind when we hit Trindad earlier this summer! I had the pleasure of shooting a tall Trini girl with a laid back personality!! The food was good. The music was hot. But best of all the women were knock outs!

Trini girls are conservative in public and freaks in the bedroom!! You will have to login the members area to see the details. Anyway, we hit the sexy beaches, got high and had a blast with the Island's finest babes!  Life is so good right now, these girls love to suck cock too! 

Do You Want To Pay $10,000  For A Booth At An Adult Expo?

We hit the adult expo this summer to promote the new launch of pretty motherfucker and found alot of new faces to do good business with. But before we get into we ran into one of the directors at the convention who offered us a nice both for $10.000 to set up shop. The only problem with that was, there were only 400 people at the convention.

I think not!

AVN needs to go back to the adult marketing drawing board and stop charging consumers $300 a person to come and hangout with some has-been-fake-LA-porn stars!

What Happens When Two Porn Stars Fall In Love On The Movie Set??

Yo, this was a good thing trust me. I just wrapped up shooting 6 lesbian models with NO DRAMA, can you believe that shit?? Anyway I'm cleaning up the set and two of the models are laying on the floor going at it off camera! Can you believe that shit?  They didnt give a fuck about my black ass. They kissed. They sucked. They moaned.

They gave a better performance off camera! I stopped what I was doing and sat down and watched the **free lesbian porn show. My job has its days, folks!